This is NOT practical. There’s a big, weird, curly structured weird-thing around the neck and over the left shoulder. It continues on its weird journey down the blue top and down the left leg of silver capri pants before ending along the bare leg like a dum-dum. Are those capri pants? I probably have that wrong. Toaster.
Weird hat, weird, weird hat. Whole lotta weird, not much hat!
Brownish-yellow dress with forrest green trimmed top accompanying the same-greened zig-zag swirl type thingy on the bottom. Weird, right? Happy 4th!
Gray number with colorful squares everywhere. The right bottom looks like an everlasting gobstopper. It also looks like it’d be a huge pain to wear… but what do I know? Happy 4th!
This dress has swirly colors of cool-blue and sweet-gray. It’s long and nice.
Boob pockets, boob boob pockets. Whole lotta boobs, not much pockets.
Orangeish-pink and lightish-green brick patterned top. Look at that sexy fucking low-cut top! Classy but cool cleavage possibilities abound! I’ve had wine tonight. The bottom dress is real neat, flowing, dramatic, cool, and classy. I want one of my friends to wear this one day and then say my name, “The E,” on the red carpet.
Whoa, this little mini-skirt is really cool. It’s green, red, brown, blue flannel with one giant pocket on the right side and 5 little pockets on the left. My thought was this skirt would be perfect for someone who had 5 tiny items they want to carry as well as 1 larger item. For instance, 5 hairclips and 1 bike chain. OR 5 of those buttons you get at the MET and 1 travel magazine.
It’s been months since I’ve drawn anything new - I blame a cross-country move and award season - but I’m trying to get back into it a bit. But I’m out of practice. These I drew in 5 minutes just trying to shake off some rust.
The longer dress is light redish-pink, light brown, and darker brown. It’s all curvy with thin lines of the different colors criss-crossing each other in a really fun way. I just showed the dress to this guy I didn’t know and asked if he thought it was sexy. He said, “Sexy? Oh yeah, big time.” Then he said he was leaving. I asked if I would ever see him again and he said no. But that’s how life goes. Sometimes people are in our lives for a long time, but most of the time, people are in our lives for just a brief second and then they are gone forever.
The second dress is a fun little mini with ruffed skirt with a matching ruffled right top-strap. Thin dark blue lines on the top give it a corset-feel which is totes tight.